Every possible seam on the Tony Been story has now been exhausted, say anecdote mining experts, and columnists have been warned to stay away from the subject. But many are still being drawn to the news event, desperate to find some way of personalising the story of a legendary politician.
"We've warned people to stay away, but i can understand why they're ignoring us," said a spokesman, "we won't see his like again. And many of these columnists never saw him in the first place."
Last night, desperate attention seeking typists were sifting through the