Disabled people with little interest in sport today complained about how their lives were being made a living hell by people thinking they can overcome all life's impediments.
"No-one ever gives me a hand anymore", said one. "Now everyone has seen disabled people snowboarding, water-skiing, playing basketball and leaping around on spring-loaded blades, get stuck at the bottom of a flight of stairs and you're on your own."
"At least when everyone pitied me I still got assistance boarding a train - now they just stand and wait for me to do something awe-inspiring."
"We just hope that one day we will be allowed to underachieve just like our able-bodied counterparts."