Kim Jong-un received an unflattering 99.99% of the vote, despite voting being mandatory in North Korea and there being only one name on the ballot paper. “Heads will roll”, the Great Leader said. After a recount, when the vote of ‘Mad’ Sun Hi Chang was discounted, due to him appearing to have a ‘death wish’, Kim Jong-un declared himself “satisfied”. Mr Chang’s head is still rolling...
Kim Jong-un wins North Korean election after recount...
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...and the Lib Dems came third behind Kim Jong-un's dead uncle dressed as Elvis.
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