The newspapers today have revealed the stunning news that today was the warmest day since the beginning of winter. Despite the eons long tradition that the weather gets warmer as winter ends news reporters were able to reveal exclusively that today was in fact warmer than the preceeding 7 days or in fact “the whole of winter”. Experts were divided on whether this was symptomatic of global warming or just, well Spring actually. However, the nation cheered as pictures of women in skimpy clothing were once again justifiable and the BBC did us all proud by noting “people strolling in parks” and “children frolicking”. In the Somerset levels and parts of Surrey still knee deep in rainwater and sewage failed to participate in the general glee of the nation. A spokesperson from the Met office commented “there’s always one miserable bastard wants to take the shine of things” as he packed sandwiches for a sojourn in Hyde Park.
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