Uh-huh! It's sure to be always on Nick Clegg's mind this weekend and he's bound to be way on down in the dumps, as he's forced to come to terms with his party having been humiliated in The Clifton North by-election by seventy year-old pensioner David Bishop aka, Lord Biro.
A leaked internal Tory memorandum from the 1922 Committe is suggesting that they ditch The Lib Dems and start building immediate links with Mr Bishop's emergent Bus Pass Elvis Party (BPEP) before next year's general election.
The Liberals are quite clearly a spent political force as today's by-election result shows, and the new kids on the block are obviously the BPEP. We must to align ourselves with them as they are now sure to hold the balance if once again there is a power vacuum. Our manifesto must appeal to the Man on the Clapham Omnibus. Maybe start by looking at legalizing brothels. states the memo.
A worried Nick Clegg was seen leaving Westminster earlier this afternoon with a carelessly placed bus timetable clearly showing among the papers he was carrying. This was quickly snapped by an eagle-eyed photographer, and when blown up, was revealed to be details of a new bus service due to start running from May 2015, between Wilderness and Oblivion.