“It is felt they will feel right at home amongst layabout dole spongers” said a Royal spokesperson.
At each Job Centre outlet the princes will check for jobs involving walking about, waving at ecstatic gullible peasants and asking ‘what do you do?’.
“There don’t seem to be any jobs going with my skills at the moment” said workshy Edward, who also has experience in organising disastrous ‘It’s A Knockout’-style games and making home movies of his family.
Iain Duncan Smith said: “Thanks for bringing that to my attention. It appears these chaps are getting slightly more in Universal Credit and housing benefit than the norm and may well be cheating the system. My team will also be investigating the rest of their family. Lessons must be learned and we need to do better.”
Nothing was ever heard from Mr Smith ever again.