It has been confirmed that Victor Yanukovich is living under house arrest at a B&B in Smegropol, not far from the border with Ukraine. He still insists that he is the legal President of Ukraine, though some have called him illegitimate. It is reported that he is being sweated by the Russian Mafia to reveal where his fortunes have been invested. Under orders from Putin, he has only been tortured below the waist, so that if necessary he can appear on TV.
Yanukovich Living at a B&B in Russia Signing Backdated Blank Letters
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