1. We are a wealthy country with an abundance of natural resources.
2. The Scottish people are best placed to make decisions that affect Scotland.
3. Tartan, bagpipes and haggis.
4. Oil, lots and lots of it - we're all going to be rich!!
5. The bloody Saxons have been bossing us around for years.
6. I will be a proper PRIME Minister not a stupid bloody first minister.
7. Gas too!
8. The English are just effing cnuts.
9. Have I mentioned oil?
10. O Flower of Scotland,
When will we see your like again,
Who fought and died for,
Their wee bit hill and glen....
<Exit waving saltire and clutching bottle of Glenlivet>