In one of the most heart rending cases ever seen on The Jeremy Kyle show, a woman claimed that she once had a full set of straight, white teeth until they were damaged in a fit of rage by her violent son.
Sobbing hysterically into Graham's lap, she blurted out "I were very attractive, even if I say so me sen. My teeth were f****** fantastic and I were a reet good shag. Then my son went into a violent fit when he were out of his head on drugs. I've tried to stop him, but what can I do? He's four for f***s sake. It's not like he's a baby anymore. I only offered to try to make some vegetables for his tea, and he went mental. He hit me in t'face wi' t'baseball bat he were saving for t'dealers, screaming "I don't want that shit" Since then everyone has took t'piss, saying I were t'sort of toothless slag that'd go on Jeremy Kyle. I just don't know how to cope anymore.
Kyle was unavailable for comment last not as it was revealed that since the show was recorded he has been out on a mad betting spree with the woman in an effort to win enough to pay off her son's dealers and buy her a set of dentures.