The UK government has drawn up plans to handover the Falkland Islands to Argentina, if the Argie football team beats Germany in the next round.
Speaking to an unamed minister, our reporter asked if this offer was all down to national pride.
'Of course it is - the Falklanders may be sheep-shaggers for all I know, but the sacrifice would be worth it. It's either this offer, or sending Cappello to Germany to help out coaching their national team.'
Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten
UK Government Ready to Handover Falklands to the Argies
(1 post) (1 voice)
Current rating::
-
Jesse Bigg
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago #
Reply
You must log in to post.