Health Authorities and Hospital Trusts are becoming concerned over what at first were isolated incidents, but that now becoming more frequent and appear to be linked to the emerging action group, The Militant Wing of the Daily Mail Readership (M W D M R).
Groups of middleclass, middle-aged white British people have been congregating outside mental health facilities, scowling and shaking their heads in fits of acute pique whenever anyone enters or leaves the premises. It's understood that a fifty-five year-old retired estate agent went a bit red with ill-concealed indignation and flecks of spittle appeared around the corners of his mouth, while his wife, who was accompanying him, became incandescent with rage when a man carrying a jar of beetroot entered one hospital in particular.
A member of the group, that had congregated outside a secure psychiatric unit in Bognor Regis, told Eamonn Holmes on Sky news earlier, “It’s a disgrace. We know what happens in there. We’re not stupid. Hoards of them are holed up, and every one hell-bent on bleeding the rest of us dry, whether it's scrounging benefits, promoting lesbianism or some other kind of deviant practices. I bet at least three of them are seeking funding for a weirdo ethnic art project, and if not that then it'll be some other cranky and downright disgusting stuff that would be sure to repulse every decent thinking person in the land.”
When pressed by Holmes to say why the groups are gathering at mental health facilities in particular the man told the roly-poly anchor, “All this bloody namby-pamby PC nonsense will not divert us from our cause. We all know what these places really are, despite what we’re being encouraged to call them by Lefty do-gooders. They’re nut houses, loony bins or put it the old fashioned way… ASYLUMS! And we know all about asylum seekers don’t we? We just want these people to clear off and leave us to carry on about our own business. We don’t need them or want them here! Any of them! Oh, and another thing, Holmes, aren’t you Irish or Bulgarian or something?”