Beardy cosmic ordering barmpot, Noel Edmonds, is rumoured to have been in talks with The BBC to recommission the 90s Saturday evening prime time entertainment juggernaut, Noel's House Party.
Wearing one of his trademark gaudy shirts and speaking on the set of his popular daytime guessing game, Deal or no Deal, Edmonds said, "I'm fed up with those two little hobbit fellas with the funny voices getting away with ripping-off my shtick. Why can't I claim that adulation back for myself. I, Noel Edmonds, invented the genre and it was only my smugness and mild megalomania that saw me sacked."
Noel's erstwhile partner on House Party, Mr Blobby, clearly excited by the prospect of getting back on the box told BBC Breakfast's Bill Turnbull, "Blobby, blobby blobby! Wheeeeee! blobby!" Before overturning the red sofa and a coffee table and then trying to goose Susanna Reid live on air.
And speaking later during the Six Nations rugby coverage Will Carling commented, "If I ever see that stupid rubbery tosser again I'll chin the bastard!"