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Phil Collins admits he can't feel it in the air anymore.

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dominic_mcg

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Disaster hit the pop world today as Phil Collins finally admitted to fans via his website, that since falling off a ladder whilst dusting his gold discs, he is no longer able to feel it coming in the air tonight.
Show biz friends are rallying round and said to be consoling the distraught drummer, singer and slaphead.
Fans of the large foreheaded superstar are said to be "devastated".
Collins still intends to go ahead with his concert on July 1st in Montreux, but admits his heart just isn't in it anymore.
Experts claim that this is the worst thing to happen to the pop industry since Paul Young misplaced his hat and ended up living on the streets.
Mr Collins is believed to be staying with friends.

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arrghgarry

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a few stars for you

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hero2zero

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It's long been the case that Phil Collins couldn't hear it coming so it's no surprise that he no longer feels it coming, just, getting older, I suppose!

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arrghgarry

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He is getting thru the wives though and Pally money

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Brenda SugarTits69

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That song's about wanking, right?

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arrghgarry

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If you dont pronounce your Hs yes .

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Oxbridge

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It's the people who can still hear him in the air tonight I feel sorry for.

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