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Started 3 years ago by FormerlyAlOPecia
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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Posted 3 years ago #
antharrison

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Linguaphone (Italian):
"We played well"

English:
"What a pile of shit"

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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That was the best comedy performance I'd seen in a while. Were the real players stuck in a lift, and Capello had to hire look-a-likes?

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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I missed it. But can't say really care. If we'd won, I'd be really pissed off. That's how it goes.

Posted 3 years ago #
Quaz

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I spent the best part of 2 hours walking cross country to a friends house to whatch the match and narrowly escaped being bu**ered by a Charolais. A coward I am, an expert in bulls I am not.

Posted 3 years ago #
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Quaz, you reacted like the England team. If you'd tackled the bull properly, you'd at least have had a steak BBQ to look forward to after the travesty. Tch, tch.

I was busy decorating and cleaning; the sauce family being scattered around the county (two at an archery tournament, one at Games Workshop). I switched on the game for the second half, then decided that cleaning was actually more pleasant than the game. So thank you, England team. Meh.

Posted 3 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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In the pub I was in, there was a group of idiots singing World War Two related songs after 25 minutes of the game.

Is that a record for the onset of impotent fury in an England match?

Posted 3 years ago #
curry muncher

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Just drove 35 miles to work and only spotted two England flags on cars. Is the cross of St. George now deemed to be a mark of shame?

Posted 3 years ago #
Golgo13

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@ Stoopy - was that the incident that became a sub? In the sub, you put the pub in Surbiton. Which pub? Was it the Flyer by the station? I live round there, but rarely get out to the pubs...

Posted 3 years ago #
Mr.3374

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I'm enjoying spotting errant Ingerland flags around work and town now.
Not that odd for a backwater place like this it's still easy double figures......

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