In an extraordinary coup d'étwat, global media tycoon Rupert 'conveniently missing from the public eye whilst some of his highest profile employees defend the undefendable with the aid of the highest paid lawyers...and who are also slowly but surely repositioning the popular view of themselves with the newspaper buying public' Murdoch...has secured the worldwide television rights to exploit the political divide between any counries in exchange for 2 live Premiership footbsll matches a week, 1 heavyweight political debate and 3 repeats of Come Dine With Me. In line with the BBCs curent policy on equality and fair representation, next week's schedule will include a live televised arm wrestle between Vladimir Putin and Vitali Klitscho and a pro-celebrity invasion of privacy.
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Sky secure rights to Klitschko vs Putin bout
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