With the world full of young women longing for the Undead and sleeping with their bedroom windows open,desperately hoping for a handsome visitor to fly in …....
Things are getting increasingly fraught, what with the Undead proving elusive in spite of their unparalleled popularity and all round good publicity......,,,
Many would be tragic victims have hit upon the next best thing to the actual Undead, professorial Tennis Players.
These beings indeed have the dead-eyed look and propensity to stare heriocally into the distance every thirty seconds, although ruined by their unfortunate habit of endlessly saying things like
“ For sure, I made some good shots”
whilst thwacking their thighs with a tennis bat.
This can be overlooked as mere evidence of near brain-death.
Anyway, though it is a Known Fact that real Vampires prefer their woman Tragic, and are also known to be repelled by Brazen Husseys, the average PTP is just the opposite, hence the preponderance of Broom Cupbourds around Bimbledom and young BHs holding up sings advertising their availability, in the somewhat optimistic hope that one of the players can read...