Little Jack Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Watching Ant and Dec make a pie;
Ant sliced off his thumb,
Dec laughed "I bet that feels numb",
Ant punched him and said "I'm in fucking pain, get me out of here and fuck the rhyme."
Little Jack Horner (Ant and Dec special)
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Little Jack Horner,Posted 2 years ago #
Next year's I'm a celebrity will have "Tip of Ant's thumb" as one of the specialties to be eaten.Posted 2 years ago #
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