Probably my favourite from KFC in Leicester:

An award for plain english for the clarity of UFI's hub operations agreement:
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Probably my favourite from KFC in Leicester:

An award for plain english for the clarity of UFI's hub operations agreement:
Let me know if you want more.....
MORE!
yes please!
Keep 'em coming!
OK then where do I start?
Easy, Handforth Dean, a shopping centre near Wilmslow where some wag decided to modify the sign slightly:

Followed by some great hospitality in Wiltshire, first the welcoming local pub:

And this - and it's true - is the door of my hotel bedroom (which as you can see also acted as the route to the fire escape):

Followed by a swift visit back north to UFI (I always wear roller blades to make sure I comply with the car park rules):
I'm going to have snap the signs around S/M hospital.
I also wanted to snap the shoe shop sales "buy 1 get 1 free", who buys 1 shoe anyway, other than Long John Saliva, who's the spitting image of his grandad......
This sign appeared on the business park where I work. It was taken down after a few months - presumably because we had all learned to cross the road by then.
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And see if you can spot what makes me laugh about this sign-on page:
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Very funny
Ah, I thought I'd lost this one.
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The elaborate warning is an interesting sign of the times, Mr. Aunt, perhaps successful as a covert cull targeting the unlettered, or removed by one of them, or by a horde of Hooray Henrys not unsimilar to those now..er, well..running the country.
There is also a sign in Cheshire to the "Secret nuclear bunker"
We have a local tourist attraction of a Cold War era Secret Bunker too. Fantastically, there are sign posts all over NE Fife with directions to it, which is sort of defeating the purpose...
I have to admit that the road crossing sign really made my blood boil. Particularly because, if you sat by the sign for an hour,you'd perhaps see 6 cars. It's not a major thoroughfare. But I suppose it was to cover the owners of the estate in case of accident. And, if people will insist on suing over trivia then I guess we get treated as we deserve.
But I love the Secret signs - happily erected with no thought at all. And, at my age, you can't knock that.
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