"No, we haven't lost the trains - we're just not sure where the track has got to
Network Rail Loses Track Of Trains At Dawlish
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It's the new Sealink terminal.
Have some stars.
I understand that the track itself is still there - it's just all the ballast and lots of sleepers that have been washed away. The track is now held up by fresh air but apparently it's the wrong type of fresh air.*
But don't let the facts get in the way of a good gag, stars.
*My brother works for Southern Rail and would personally like to strangle whoever gave the excuse about the wrong type of snow on the track all those years ago. Whenever delays or cancellations are announced, some wag tells him an 'hilarious' variation on the theme. I've already sent him mine above.
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