Downing Street insiders say that David Cameron, in an attempt to fix broken Britain and strengthen the family unit, is considering allowing civil partnerships between Apple fans and their iPhones. Critics of the plan draw attention to the fact that Apple fans, although deeply in love with their mobile devices, are appallingly fickle and likely to trade in their "life partner" for a faster version with a better screen after 6 months - in which case there is speculation that Apple will take a 40% cut of all alimony payments.
UK to allow civil partnerships between Apple fans and their iPhones
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