Music by John Barry
Lyrics not by Leslie Bricusse or Anthony Newley
Not originally performed by Shirley Bassey
(but if helps if you imagine she did.)
Add in brass big band WAAAAAA-WAAAAAAHs as appropriate.
He’s the man – the man in the scary specs.
And Burton’s kecks
Beware of Govefingerrrr
Little school, if his schemes get realised..
You’ll be privatised.
He is quiet and controlled so it seems
While the words “Gove PM” fill his dreams
For the Ofsted lady knows not to linger,
Neath the icy glare of Mister Govefingerrrrr
One day you’ll wake up to be
Run by PLC…
He loves Gove…