Asking the big questions everyone wants to know the answers to: “How do you feel? It must be disappointing? Do you have insurance? Why do you live near a river when the ice caps are melting?
“That’s it from me Colin” said Kay Burley “as you can see it’s raining very heavily now. I’m up to my neck in foul-smelling liquid and, shit there’s another wave coming.”
“We seem to have lost the signal there from Kay. Oh well, never mind. We’ll try and get over it. Over to the weather now with my favorite sexy slapper Pam Goodhead, Pam!”
“Yes, um, thanks Colin. It’s going to be rainy and flooded everywhere, moistness in some areas and a milky discharge all over my tits later on.”
“Who’s that with, your husband or boyfriend?”
“I have a number of boyfriends I suck off in porn movies to try to make ends meet”
“Pam Goodhead ladies and gentlemen!”
“A smashing lady who reads the weather forecast like nobody’s business.”
If you want a writer for Ron Burgundy 3 ...
Then again, maybe just watch the news channels.