Kim Jong-Un to be first North Korean on Moon
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"Hooray" say entire population of N Korea.
“If he makes it, he’ll be the first man on the Moon” said Barack Obama.
During his recent ‘State of the Nation’ speech US President Obama said many times “Man has never landed on the Moon”, but sadly it was edited out by the NSA and NASA.
Steven Spielberg has been brought in by Kim Jong-Un to ‘make it happen’ after most early rocket launch attempts landed up to about 50 feet away, killing at least 20,000 technicians so far.
Kim then had all the families of the technicians torn apart by dogs as a fun event and broadcast on national tv for the whole family to enjoy.
On one occasion a rocket managed to get to the South Pole, near Superman’s ‘Fortress of Solitude’ where Superman was having a wank, and he almost took out a communications satellite with his orgasm.
“At least we don’t have a genocidical madman leader like Assad, who looks like Heinrich Himmler” said Sally Phillips, a top-class prostitute, from her trailer in Baltimore. Hey, an opinionated voter, could be President one day.
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