In his guise as the Super Hero CommonSense Man, UKIP leader Nigel Farage has pledged to rid his party of "Walter Mitty" fantasists. Speaking from his secret Cave of Solitude (a small stationery cupboard at UKIP party HQ) Mr Farage criticised the calibre of some Ukip Candidates and has vowed to use his atomic destructo-gun to enforce discipline on the Party, which is shortly to be re-branded as The UK League of Mega-Warriors.
Outlining his new selection strategy for party candidates Mr Farage used the words "Kapow!Sploosh!" and "Kablooey!" loudly several times before his secretary told him to stop wearing his anorak for a cape and to go home for his tea.