Just a couple of doors away here in Shaston we have a Santander bank. They open on Saturday mornings and close at midday. Last saturday lunchtime their ear-splitting alarm went off. Why? Because they all went home and forgot to lock the front door! What Muppets!
They have a cashpoint which is so low down you have to sit on the pavement to use it. An eldery lady couldn't get down but noticed the sign which said "There's another cash point inside". So she went inside and had her ear drums shattered. She was then confronted by two policemen with their tazers out and ready to stun her.
It was all kicking off for a while. After 20 minutes the alarm automatically turned itself off so as not to be an environmental hazzard. About two hours later, the key holder, in her best party frock, rocked up to lock the door properly.