A MADCAP Welsh vicar is to strike a blow against Islam by deleting digital copies of the Q’ran.
The full-time Christian spiritual leader and parish rat-catcher, Rev Martin Sorepalms, plans to illegally download 1000 copies of the Muslim holy text onto a crucifix shaped memory stick before pressing “Ctrl-Alt” then “Del”. After checking the recycle bin has been purged, he will burn the empty dongle in a swinging incense casket, fanning the fumes outside the local mosque and community centre.
Rev Sorepalm’s second in command, Chester Handcream, read out this brief, nervy statement from behind some blast proof Perspex:
“ ‘For a long time us Christian preachers have lived in the bearded shadows of our Islamic brethren. We hope to draw attention to the fact that the Bible is the only book you should have stored on your hard drive, Kindle or iPhone. I think Jesus would have OK’d this even though 4th generation wireless technology was not widely available in 1st Century Palestine.’
“You know I’m just reading this out. I don’t actually believe this stuff. Please, I have a family,” he spluttered.
Local Imams were up in arms, decrying the Reverend’s plans as foolish, irresponsible and “f***ing ballsy”. However Muslim cleric and IT consultant, Norton Unexpected, said:
“Rev Sorepalms is doing nothing offensive. The files were never deleted. They are still in his download cache and part of his internet history.
“Even that c**t Gary Glitter would have realised that,” he added.
Rogue churchman to delete Q'ran pdf files
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