Recent charges laid against multi-billionaire and Formula One head honcho Bernie Ecclestone have led to one of his old friends speaking out against him.
Second hand car salesman and meat product enthusiast Barry Walker is an old school friend of Mr Ecclestone. He claims that even as a boy Ecclestone would “short change fellow pupils during his time in charge of the school tuck shop.”
When asked what he thought about the impending German court case, which is scheduled for April, Mr Walker remarked “Bernie has always had the moral ineptitude of a vegetarian. He’s as corrupt as a Glamorgan sausage.”
“I do feel sorry for him though. They are offally strict when it comes to bribery out in Germany, and all this stress has really bacon its toll on his health.”