... who takes heroin, plays a violin and wears a deerstalker hat. In a reversal of roles, this new series is calculated to combine the most sucessful elements of two popular programmes. Dr What and his sidekick live in Baker Street lodgings which are much larger inside than they are on the outside.
Episodes will include "The Extermination of the Baskervilles", "The Speckled Sonic Screwdriver" and "The League of Red-Headed Cybermen".
Their story subsequently takes an unconventional direction and acquires even more followers when their housekeeper Mrs Hudson retires and is replaced by a Mrs Doyle.
[Hat tip to John Wiltshire]