Manchester United executives have ordered sculptors to remove a white rabbit, depicted holding a pocketwatch, they hid in the ear of Sir Alex Ferguson's statue outside Old Trafford.
It was reported the sculptors inserted the rabbit as a mark of affection for the ex-Manchester United manager's injury-time trademark of looking at his watch whilst muttering "Oh dear! Oh dear! It shall be too late to grab a goal!"
The sculptors have denied this intention. Rather, they stated, "the rabbit represents David Moyes, who has lured the club down a rabbit hole."