It's like the old joke "Farmer with land seeks wife with tractor. Please send picture of tractor."
This story is just asking for the Newsbiscuit treatment!
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Ok, let's turn this around. If you were advertising for a wife/husband/whatever, how would you express it ?
On a Health & Safety matter, do bear in mind that your current wife/husband/whatever may well be reading this !
"Greedy, selfish, fat, lazy, spotty, flatulent, miserable, ugly, grumpy, bald, old, deaf male with crap teeth and with no sense of humour seeks exact opposite."
That should at least keep the Trading Standards people happy.
You shouldn't have such a high opinion of yourself, Titus.
ooh, Titus, can you cook?
Saw a t-shirt last summer which read "Weak-hearted millionaire seeks buxom blonde"
"You shouldn't have such a high opinion of yourself, Titus."
No, no, this wasn't me - this was just what "some bloke I know" posted.
(And no, I can't ccok.)
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