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"Edwina's Back!" A nation rejoices

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Started 6 months ago by blokefromstoke
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blokefromstoke

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Tatoos and dog food for all at 1

Posted 6 months ago #
Titus

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Yup. It was Edwina who demonstrated that the most wonderful way to wind people up - as with the salmonella-in-eggs saga - is to make statements which have every likelihood of being completley true.

Truth is the one thing which most people have huge difficulty coping with.

Posted 6 months ago #
Al OPecia

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What, Titus, "Most of the egg production in this country sadly is now infected with salmonella" i.e the actual figure of 0.3 per cent - "most" really? Or do you definitions of words and their meanings correlate with your ability to spell them?

Posted 6 months ago #
Titus

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The outrage (in some quarters) was that she stated openly that there was salmonella in eggs - a fact which had there had been attempts to hide and even to deny.

Posted 6 months ago #
Al OPecia

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No Titus, the outrage was that she said "most" which requires a detectable percentile about 50%. She was talking out of her arse, as usual.

Posted 6 months ago #
blokefromstoke

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Aaaaah, lay off Dwina. she's a national treasure. In the sense that she needs burying on a remote island for several decades.

Posted 6 months ago #
Titus

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There had been official relactance to admit there was salmonella in eggs.

Thus the outrage when she declared that there was.

Posted 6 months ago #
Al OPecia

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"Most" Titus - she never clarified what she meant.

Posted 6 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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She's brilliant in the Million Pound Drop though.

Posted 6 months ago #
NewBiscuit

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Haha! brilliant way to subvert the argument.

Posted 6 months ago #
Jesse Bigg

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Two sharp for me, pal.

Posted 6 months ago #
FOAD

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I have no idea what this is about.

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