An unprecedented wave of tweets on twitter expressing outrage reached a phenomenal 8.5 on the Richter scale, several news outlets have reported today. The tweets, initially reported at a magnitude of 6.4, were still quite shallow and manageable up until a further barage of tweets escalated into a violent twitter storm.
Whether the outrage was caused by a guest on This Morning or a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother is still unclear but civilians are being urged to remain indoors and away from twitter for the ongoing pandemonium. 'We've been experiencing an explosion of outrage,' spoke one meteorologist. 'Some idiot must have said something really racist, homophobic, or sexist this time.'
Possible reasons suggested have been that Helen Flanagen posted a selfie dressed as a 'saucy suicide bomber', or Jodie Marsh said she preferred Grown Ups 2 to 12 Years A Slave, but no full confirmation has been retrieved by the MET office. For the present period, officials are encouraging twitter users to ignore the activity of some idiot being an idiot and move on with their lives.