People urged 'don't feed migratory birds until they've been here for 3 months'
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Yup - clever and funny.
Concern as migratory birds stop migrating and decide to stay here, demanding to be fed when their seasonal food supplies run out.
"Look, mate" said one bird through an interpreter "in the old days, we had to fly north or south with the seasons, to find enough food. Dead tedious it was, too."
"But with this common market thing, all that malarky stopped. We don't have to keep flying backwards and forwardy any more. We have the right to decide where we want to live and breed, and you have got to feed us. It's our human rights innit? Well, OK, we're not humans, but it won't be long before avian rights are brought in line. Now excuse me while I go and poo on Nigel Farage's head."
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