Was trying to do a sub but don't have time.
Wondered if anyone wanted a crack along the following lines.
The press assumes that because 1 in 10 of the population are, then there MUST be 1 in 10 footballers who are gay. This ignores all the ballet dancers, interior designers, air/cruise ship stewards... (the stereotype list is long !) where 9 in 10 are gay.
So maybe something about dancer coming out as straight or some poke at statistics.