A Court heard today how a local Blind Lolly Pop Man, employed as part of the Governmental equality scheme, was involved in an accident which has left him unable to see a future for his career.
"They told me I couldn't have my stick, as two sticks may come across as menacing towards the children and glorify weapons. And a dog wasn't allowed because-" it became clear during the interview that nobody had listened to his concerns, even down to the cruel verdict of the Judge, who branded him an ill-informed employee who was probably attempting to rinse the school for drug money like most of the homeless people on the street, ending with the statement, "It was your responsibility to have looked both ways before crossing, imagine if a child had been crossing with you? They would have been seriously hurt or worse. Thankfully, you mistook passing voices as present pedestrians and proceeded to cross. Case rejected. I guess you won't be king of the road."
In completely unrelated news, a local Judge is under fire for possible offensive remarks and unfair case dismissals, we'll have more as the story breaks.