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Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but..

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Kevin the Swan

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Welsh lady bites off more than she can chew

Posted 1 month ago #
sponge finger

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Chairman of the bench told her:
"You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

Well now...

Posted 1 month ago #
Titus

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"Bunch of jessies, you English, isn't it? Your drunks just bite people."

Posted 1 month ago #
sillybugger

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I am still trying to get my head around this - how much alcohol does it take to think that biting a car is a good way of expressing yourself. I would live to hear her defence...any offers?

Posted 1 month ago #
Titus

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"I would live to hear her defence...any offers?"

She's Welsh. Not a defence - an explanation.

Posted 1 month ago #
Son of Barnabas

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If you're going to bite a car, I guess it would be appropriate to be out of your skull first.

Another explanation: Perhaps she thought it was a Ford Galaxy? or a VW Polo?

Posted 1 month ago #

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