'We were all set to go today but England surprised us and won' said Norman Norman of the association of pub & club refitters society UK. ' It doesn't really make any difference because we know the work will come when they eventually lose. We reckon on this being Sunday afternoon which will then be followed by the inevitable vandalism caused by the meat head trolls that go under the guise of supporters ' added Mr Norman. ' They seem to think by smashing up some cheap MDF furniture every two years after England has been beaten in a major tournament is going to make them feel better about it but hey, whose complaining, not me because it's money for old rope for the likes of me and my associates'.
All major furniture retailers have made sure their stocks are up to the levels required to meet the demand as they expect the rush to occur monday morning the day after a hiding from the Germans. ' We know when we hear England have drawn Germany in a major tournament it's kerchingg time' explains Tom Stanley spokesman from B&Q.