Two new political parties to join forces
Elon Musk's newly formed America Party has joined forces with Jeremy Corbyn's [Insert Name Here] Party, or INH, for short. 'We will be...
Starmer’s first year as PM: Unpopular decisions, delivered in a boring voice
After his first year in office, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has reflected on his leadership with the kind of cautious optimism that...
"We really miss Boris Johnson" - Despondent journalists pen open letter to Starmer
A number of Westminster press pack members have written an open letter to Keir Starmer begging him to ditch his bland, magnolia,...
Cheating to be acceptable before Open returns to Turnberry
Organisers of the British Open have announced that the golf tournament could take place at Turnberry again only if cheating at golf...
UK Palestine recognition explained
The United Kingdom is aiming to recognise a two state solution for Israel and Palestine unless Israel recognises a two state solution for...
Maxwell offered immunity on condition she doesn't give evidence
In a plea deal thought to be the first of its kind, Ghislaine Maxwell has been offered immunity from prosecution on condition she doesn't...
Deadpool over Ghislaine Maxwell’s suicide
It was revealed today that members of the American government have been running a deadpool about when Ghislaine Maxwell will commit...
Misogynists nurse their fragile egos as England Women win Euros again
In an event that has sent shockwaves through pub corners and online comment sections across the nation, England’s women have once again...
Political party colours to be used in supermarket goods traffic light campaign
An innovative policy, soon to be launched by the government, is to have foodstuffs labelled with a colour-coding scheme, based on linking...
Starmer agrees Palestine is in a state
Under pressure to do something to alleviate the suffering on the Gaza strip that doesn't include supplying weapons to Israel, the Prime...
