said the Friends of Green Earthpiece yesterday. "This is that climate change we kept warning everybody would happen. If we recycled a few more yoghurt pots and put up a few more windmills and solar panels, all these nasty gales would stop."
"Its clear that we are all doomed" agreed one tearful householder. "In all this lashing rain and gales, my solar panels have short-circuited* so there is now no way of retrieving the situation."
(* Well, mine just have - Titus)