Is that because of the distance involved or are you saying you are a BBW a big beautiful woman ,I am a big beautiful man but without the beautiful ..maybe he could settle for a tweak
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No tweaking allowed. I can break fingers with my butt-cheeks of doom.
Also, the catsuit needs to be kept clean of smeary fingerprints.
You should a fingerprint proof catsuit ,they are the rage around our way .It looks like we are all doomed .Who is your talcum supplier
I missed out the word buy or have or get in my haste to type something meaningful quickly
I should really get off to work ,
Ok, application is in and paid for. Eventually had to crop the Personal Statement quite dramatically, but slipped in a mention of 'a satirical news website'.
Couldn't squeeze any puffins in though.
Good - poor puffins suffer enough from being twatted, let alone being squeezed into things as well.
Best of luck with the application Jen!
removing the smuggled chicken and garlic cloves should leave room for a puffin or three.
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