OfGem regulations to simplify energy bills come in to effect today meaning the energy companies now have fewer tariffs at their disposal to rip you off. Most of the 'big six' have reduced the number of tariffs from dozens to just 4, making being robbed by energy firms much clearer for the customer.
The success of the scheme could see reforms in other areas of extortion. The Professional Muggers' Association (PMA) told us: 'At the moment our members offer a range of ways to be mugged: at gunpoint, knifepoint, with physical violence or a fixed-rate hammer blow. But from today victims will only need to chose between a punch or baseball bat making the service much simpler and enjoyable.
Despite this new-found kindness from those wanting all our money, there seems to still be one sector unwilling to change with MPs crossing their fingers when saying they won't accept an 11% pay rise from taxpayer.