An investigation by Mail Online into its own 'Sidebar of Shame' has concluded that it may be possible one day to mix bullshit and hypocrisy in such proportions that the very fabric of the space time continuum will cease to exist.
It had long been thought that arse-bending in four dimensions was merely a figurative literary device, but the online news site has managed to partially disrupt local causality by publishing detailed nipple tattoo photos of Romanian prostitutes claiming benefits in the UK.
The sudden disappearance of the article this morning is "saucy proof that it is technically possible to completely disappear up one's own arse", according to online sub-editor Vanity Scruples. In what has been described as "a stunning victory for The Mail", she went on to cite other examples of anally inspired recursive exodus.
"Just look at Tony Blair... If you can find him! That guy has spouted so much bullshit over the years that the universe has gone for the easy option and just clean-wiped him out of existence. Peace Envoy my arse."
Ms. Scruples then described how pauper columnist cum landed gentry globetrotter Liz Jones had redefined the landscape of feminist cosmetic surgery, before herself vanishing in a puff of smoke somewhere up north. "God no like big headache," rumbled the clouds on that occasion.
'Professor' Barry Flintlock, a builder from Hatfield who has somehow avoided bullshitting his way to oblivion on numerous occasions, summed up his weighty opinion on the matter by posing the simple question in relation to his own handiwork "What cowboy did that?"