Ex Steps singer, Ian 'H' Watkins, who is absolutely not a paedophile, but has been mistaken for one due to sloppy image search algorithms online and equally sloppy journalism, has taken steps, ahem, to protect his reputation by insisting that all photos of him online anywhere are stamped with the text "Not a Paedophile".
"Honestly", H said, " it's quite easy. I'm the clean cut one who doesn't look like a paedophile, whereas the other one from Lostprophets looks like someone you really wouldn't want to let your kids meet. Yet, it seems some people need it spelled out to them. So that's it. Everytime you see my face, it will now say 'Not a paedophile' beneath it. I can't imagine anyone can get confused now."
E! News Online, the channel that made the original mistake, has publically apologised to the non-paedophile Watkins, and explained that the mistake was a simple one based on the fact that they were both Welsh, they both were called Ian Watkins and they hadn't really heard of either of them before.
Meanwhile, Ian Watkins of Lostprophets, has had his protection doubled in solitary confinement after other inmates circulated incorrect rumours that he had recorded "5, 6, 7, 8"