I was going to knock out a little story about an App called "iWank" that you take into the gents mid-morning, but it looks like the real world has got there first:
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Heard Jack Dee on the wireless yesterday talking about his "so what?' app idea. So, when a 'friend' posts a picture of their dinner or their farmville score on Facebook, the app instantly responds "so what?" Result - in a few days, you get your life back, by alienating all your friends.
I'd certainly pay money for that, or the similar 'fuck off you immature wanker' app for people who use 'nom nom.'
I just improved my life imeasurably by "unfriending" a neighbour who keeps posting things that irritated me so much that I wasted too much time putting him right. He was a bit frosty in the pub last night.
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