In the biggest news scoop in a thousand years, Sky announced that Nelson Mandela had risen from the dead in the early hours of this morning.
Little detail was given, but it was confirmed that Winnie was present when the great man emerged from his tomb.
Sky said that they would run a Mandela Resurrection Special with Adam Boulton some time tonight. They could not give an exact time, because it would have to fit around the Premier League football matches being screened tonight.
South African airspace has been closed indefinitely as over 100,000 world leaders and celebrities attempted to fly in immediately.