A new TOWIE style reality show is set to make stars of its stock characters, a special advisor, a speaker and a shadow chancellor of the exchequer from Westminster Village.
The people in this small, tight knit and inward looking community are like no others in the country, says director Dave Provan, who says he is convinced the public will love them for their other wordliness. In one scene, Spad, the special advisor, is seen finding out the price of a loaf of bread and a pint of milk. He returns from the local Tesco none the wiser, after he discovers that bogus BOGOF deals and price manipulation mean the same item is never the same two days running. As he tries to explain this to his boss, who won't have it, a massive screaming match ensues. "I just want a typical price that a voter might pay," screams Spad's boss, a lovable rogue. "There is no typical fucking price, you out of touch twat," replies Spad.