The Welsh have finally reacted to constant taunts by Brazilian property developers, by logging and paving over a forest the size of the Amazonian jungle.
'We're sick and tired of being used as a unit of eco terrorism,' said a welsh bloke, 'and it's time we stood up for ourselves, and gave johnny foreigner a bloody nose.'
Following the deforestation and paving over incident, an unattributed local was reported to have said 'tidy'.
