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Pundits judge "Mandela grief orgy" over quicker than your first hand job.
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Posted 7 years ago #
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Thankyou for permitting us to post these now but we are still looking at our sad selves.
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We're done with the grieving.
We've moved on.Posted 7 years ago # -
Speak for yourself, Rikkor. My first hand job was wonderful and lasted for hours. And I've got even better at it since then.
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Oxy, I know the feeling. Do you often sneak up on yourself, or do you play boat crashing against the lighthouse rocks in the bath?
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It's a ritual for me - gas mask, tutu, stockings and suspenders and a sturdy rope. Not forgetting the orange either.
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An orange a day keeps the proctologist at bay.
Posted 7 years ago #
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