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Pundits judge "Mandela grief orgy" over quicker than your first hand job.

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rikkor

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Now it's time.

Posted 7 months ago #
MADJEZ

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Thankyou for permitting us to post these now but we are still looking at our sad selves.

Posted 7 months ago #
Gerontius

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We're done with the grieving.
We've moved on.

Posted 7 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Speak for yourself, Rikkor. My first hand job was wonderful and lasted for hours. And I've got even better at it since then.

Posted 7 months ago #
rikkor

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Oxy, I know the feeling. Do you often sneak up on yourself, or do you play boat crashing against the lighthouse rocks in the bath?

Posted 7 months ago #
Paddy Berzinski

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It's a ritual for me - gas mask, tutu, stockings and suspenders and a sturdy rope. Not forgetting the orange either.

Posted 7 months ago #
rikkor

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An orange a day keeps the proctologist at bay.

Posted 7 months ago #

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