A teenager has been speaking of his surprise and joy in resurrecting the tradition of finding porn in the woods and is delighted with the iPad that it came on. The young lad was scouring the bushes in a wooded area where he lived to prove his Dad wrong after he insisted the art of finding adult content in the wilderness died with the advent of the digital era.
‘Dad always said that the internet has made it too easy for ‘us youngsters’ to access naked ladies and pornography was longer freely available in the undergrowth’ Andy Bridges explained. ‘But a quick look in the woods shows that some perverts are still having a fumble in the foliage and leaving their material behind, just in the 21st century, the pictures left behind are on a tablet. You can tell kids have stopped looking as there were hundreds of the things’.
Describing his new piece of tech, Master Bridges said it was not all as good as one might think. ‘It was nice to get a free iPad loaded with Debbie does Dallas, Shaving Private Ryan and Angry Birds - the game, not the S&M specialist film – but some things haven’t changed since my Dad’s day. The buttons were all stuck together.’