"Lalalalalalalalalalalalllallaaaalalal flowers sunshine recovery lalalalalalalalalala.... Sod off povs lalalalalalalalalala flogging off Eurostar...lalalalalalalalalala......happy happy dance......lalalalalalalalalala Ed Balls smells of wee lalalala not listening not listening...lalalalalalala... Not my fault not my fault lalalalalalalalalala everything super time for tiffin in the nursery with nanny so ya boo oiks times infinity and no returns.
Chancellor's Autumn Statement - text in full.
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Great opportunity for a spoof Autumn Statement:
- Tax breaks for the rich (well worn cliché, but why not)
- Tax exemption for gamekeepers and quail farmers
- State pension age to increase by 1 year every 12 months, indefinitely
- 30,000 university places to be created by converting all 6th form colleges into universities
Could mention the ongoing storm which takes attention away from the detail of the Statement: The Plan is Working
All I heard was: "lalalalalal extention to small business rates relief lalalalala" That's enough to keep me happy for another 12 months.
I think you captured the essence :D
The nation breathes a sigh of relieve as severe gales and flooding limit public exposure to the sound of politicians crowing...
Perhaps the most cogent analysis of the Autumn Statement I've come across. Max. stars!
laalaalaa reannouncing a load of stuff that I leaked to the papers all last week laalaalaa
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